Mega-Mud Engineer John
As the self-proclaimed "Mega-Mud Engineer" around here, I'm responsible for designing and maintaining the world's most epic mud pit systems. My claim to fame? I've engineered a mud pit that can hold 10,000 gallons of the stuff. That's right, folks, 10,000 gallons. Don't even get me started on the time I managed to get a giant squid stuck in it.
Meet Brian, Our Resident Mud Taster, who's been sampling the good stuff for years and years. He's the real hero around here.
Click here to see the plans for our latest mud pit innovation: Mud Pit Solution 2023